Alyssa, please email me your address and I will get your package out to you. Thank you everyone who played along! I was laughing out loud quite bit!
On another note - one of the sites I have designed, Perch Home has opened their shopping site - check it out here - and be sure to bookmark it and check back often, I know Michele is adding lots of goodies everyday.
And my trip to Portland was wonderful. Look for a recap and my travel journal post soon!